7pm to 10pm on a weeknight is 30 minutes
hitting return early on libby when there’s people waiting and feeling like a benevolent queen distributing alms to the poor
I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.
Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,
That’s nothing. Check THIS shit out
WHAT THE HELL
George Washington Hitler and his son Dr. Gay Hitler,
This post has been getting notes for like 4 times longer than the shitty job that I was thinking about whitestown for
the pokémon equivalent of carcinization is dragons evolving into jet planes
I love that Jimmy Olsen is exactly the type of photographer Peter Parker pretends to be. Just bat-shit insane.
Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he’s like “Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally”
And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like “See, Clark, is not that weird”
I mean, look at this nutjob.
The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.
I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.
Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me… Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.
Peter: Right, no– See, this is actually my first time hearing how fucking insane that sounds. No wonder people at work look at me weird.
absolute menace but still such a good boy :’)))
Read a fucking comic man
Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -
A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.
he’s also prob relieved bc they’re designed to deal with the least amount of air drag or something like that, from what I vaguely remember my engineering roommate telling me. so keep throwing cyber trucks!
Only one person died. Only one singular person. In a superhero movie! The type that love to throw around casualty counts like it’s all a big game, waving off 70 people being killed in a handful of days like it’s no big deal, yet only ONE PERSON died.
And he was mourned. Superman cried for him—this stranger who gave him free falafel and, while facing death, told him that he still believed in him. Metamorpho, this cold-seeming man who is being actively blackmailed to do this, breaking down and taking the risk to believe in Superman, too, because seeing someone murdered right in front of him is devastating enough to take the risk. The newspapers run a front page article talking about how they’re going to memorialize him.
The stakes didn’t have to involve real actual loss of life. The threat of it was enough to convey the severity of the situation. Because human life is that important. All life is that important, at least to Superman who goes out of his way to save dogs and squirrels.
(Hawkgirl does kill SHEIN Netanyahu but genocidal dictators don’t count as human beings lol.)
Sort of a continuation of that stupid joke about terminally offline Clark
excuse me for stating the obvious but like. james gunn outright calling superman an immigrant and doubling down on it when he got backlash (because he IS an immigrant, that’s the point of superman) + the in-movie dialogue of “aren’t you going to read me my rights?” “you’re an extraterrestrial, son. you haven’t got any rights to read.” + the violence of his arrest and how they torture and mistreat him unapologetically, all under the guise of “protecting america”, in a film releasing during the onslaught of violent ICE kidnappings and abuse… yeah it’s really no wonder right-wing knobheads are crying about this being woke. they’re being forced to look directly at the reasons one of the most well-known and beloved heroes of all time would not be on their side. and that’s only ONE of the reasons this movie covers